Spongelisa

Spongelisa is the Mary Sue from a bizarre fanfic that will make you ; wtf. With Bad spelling, bad grammer, a romantic sue and a story with little plot, this is simply awful.

Love In First Sight Plot:
While working at the Crusty Crab, Squidward searches for Spongebob, but finds him distracted by a yellow sponge girl. He then discovers that he is late for boating school. Once at boating school, Spongebob continues to adore the sponge girl and sits besides her. Spongebob tries to strike up a conversation but the girl slaps him when he continues to drool at her. Somehow they keep up a conversation and Spongebob asks to walk her home and she agrees although she's meeting friends at the bus station.

The pair meet Spongelisa's friend ; Spongediana. Disgusted that Spongelisa would be seen with such a geek, mocks Spongebob and incourages Spongelisa to do the same. She joins in and Spongebob walks away heartbroken.

Spongebob returns home and has a conversation with Gary. After a small arguement, Spongebob discovers that Gary has a girlfriend before his friend Patrick phones. Patrick tells Spongebob that he has a girlfriend and he is coming over to introduce her. While waiting for Patrick, Spongebob sees Squidward's girlfriend and feels even more disheartened. However he is slightly cheered by the fact that Patrick's girlfriend is a rock and goes to visit Sandy.

Spongebob finally breaks down and cries, confessing to Sandy his misery of being single. He asks Sandy if she has a boyfriend and is saddened all the more by the fact that she does. He then abruptly leaves and the chapter ends.

Links:
story: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5208174/1/love_in_first_sightchapter_1